This Is Literally Me

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

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Winter this year is like a girl you’re in an argument with who keeps leaving the room, and just when it seems like it’s over she busts back in and yells “And Another Thing!”

Randomly and separate from the millennial discussion, the first and only time and way I've played The Oregon Trail is as a board game

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When Evie was invited to Auradon Prep, Dizzy was devastated. It all happened so fast. There were rumors floating around the Isle early in the morning, but she thought it was too good to be true, and by noon the limo had pulled up. She didn’t even have a chance to say goodbye, since Evie was hastily packing, and Dizzy was stuck at the salon. That was one of the few times anyone had seen Dizzy just completely destroyed. No sparkle in her eyes or anything. 

She still got up every day and did the chores Lady Tremaine forced her to do, but she did them all with a pout and tear-stained cheeks. The only time she even cracked a smile was when the Evil Queen came in for a makeover and brought Evie’s sketchbook as a reference for something she wanted done. Dizzy asked if she could keep it, and she agreed.  

Then on Coronation Day, the whole Isle was watching, seeing if Mal would succeed in Maleficent’s Plan, but she was most interested in the fashion, and finally seeing Evie again, even if it was only through the TV screen. 

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

Deus ex machina happy endings have always bugged me Michael Vey in book seven had one let your story have consequences

I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.