Dan And Phil Singing ‘Toxic’ Drunk

How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

Nothing about us without us.  Image description: [pale purple and yellow background with dark text] This April, don’t support an organization that harms autistic people. [crossed out logo for Autism Speaks] Support one built by autistic people, for autistic people. [logos for the Autistic Self Advocacy Network and the Autism Women’s Network]

to what do i owe the pleasure

Person: *mentions otp*

Me: *rises from the depths of hell*

Me: i have been summoned

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

Reblog if you are actually, genuinely a Slytherin and have been sorted. •no bullshit •no biased opinion •not because Draco is hot and you want to live out your fantasies

Reblog if you are determined, resourceful, cunning and ambitious.

Too many people only claim to be in Slytherin because of Draco and it makes me fuckin angry so once again…

ONLY REBLOG IF YOU ARE A LITERAL SLYTHERIN.

The point where I finally realized my eyesight was fucked was 6th grade... the large E was blurry but I passed with my right eye so I just repeated the letters with my left and about half way through they realized and started point at random letters next thing I know the optometrist tells my because my left eye can't Evan read the biggest possible letter means I'm legally blind

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

REBLOG FOR SAMPLE SIZE TY

When people question why your OTP isn't straight...