When I Was A Child, People Told Me I Was An Old Soul Because Of My Ability To Understand The World Around

My wife says the spork lady is the kind of person who believes all cats are girls and all dogs are boys

this is so funny.

To anyone out there who struggles I had this down to an exact science I dealed with insomnia, night terrors, and sleep pyralisis if I didn't do it right I literally couldn't wake up I'm willing to help anyone out there who needs it it'll take me time to get your sleep schedule down but I will put the work in if you need it

Shout out to all the people who struggle late at night to sleep while dealing with their nightmares, flashbacks, panic attacks, hallucinations, insomnia, a body that is convinced sleep should only happen in the morning, or when they’re almost asleep and their brain suddenly comes up with a surprise convincing reason that they need to be Anxious and upset right now. That shit is tough to deal with and you don’t get enough credit for hanging in there.

Before and After of a Shipper.

Before Shipping:

Person: Let’s watch a movie

Me: Ok.

After Shipping:

Person: Let’s watch a…

Me: Are you fucking mad?! I have 50 unread fanfictions, 5225424 ships, 6 Fanfics i haven’t update,  5 days without making a post in Tumblr and you’re inviting me to wacth a movie?!

Person: I-i just want..

Me: Go to hell, i have to work, Be a shipper is a hard work!!

Fandoms.

Fandoms: I am trash

Bands: no never say that about yourself you are an awesome person!

Phandom: I am trash

Dan and Phil: same wanna be trash together?

pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

How much does it take to kill Tony Starks parents? One Buck