I've Started A Support Group Here On Tumblr If Anyone Is Interested It's Called Tumblr United.

My wife says the spork lady is the kind of person who believes all cats are girls and all dogs are boys

this is so funny.

For Writers:

Reblog if it’s okay for your followers to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember you for as a writer.  Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line? Is it something like style or characterization?  Is it that one weird kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow self-discovery time?

the signs as super emo bands(not in a bad way)

aries- all time low

taurus- my chemical romance

gemini- asking alexandria

cancer- sleeping with sirens

leo- bullet for my valentine

virgo- mayday parade

libra- panic! at the disco

scorpio- taking back sunday

sagittarius- fall out boy

capricorn- pierce the veil

aquarius- thirty seconds to mars

pisces- black veil brides

wizard!dan au

Seeing your NOTP

@bish-ima-clown​ Agreed

249. Okay here’s the thing, Slytherins care. They really do. They care that you’re hurting, they care that they get beat down and called “evil”, they care about your problems and they care about your happiness. Slytherins care so much that sometimes, it goes unnoticed. They’re the ones sneaking little notes into your school books, telling you that you’re beautiful and that you’re smart. They’re the ones that let you cry on their shoulders, the ones who bring you chocolate when you’re sick and the ones who fix your hair before you go out on a date. 

Never doubt that a Slytherin cares, because I promise you, they do.

That was amazing

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I wonder if there are any people who I haven’t spoken to in years who still have me listed as a contact in their cell phone.