Hello, Wonderful Souls! 🤍🌍

Fine, then at LEAST let me have my cottagecore umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain and I can use it for a weapon if we get mugged or something.

no way am i leaving the crossbow in the car. i might need it, and it goes with my outfit.

is it just me who wonders how they still have the water sounds on the video while they're under water?

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

okay, so this immediately reminds me of my first haircut. I used to have long hair, about halfway down my back. i didn't like it, but i thought I fit in more with it (a lot of the girls had it longer) so I kept it that way. but then, Covid hit, and just after we got out of lockdown I decided I wanted a change. I decided I wanted to get my hair down to my shoulders. so, my mum took me to the hairdressers, and I got it all chopped off.

I then started going by Pix, with they/them pronouns. I still remember the butterflies I got when i heard it, and i still do. I feel so free, away from everything that hurt me. It just feels so beautiful being myself again. <33

i love hearing about queer joy. i want to hear about your first crush, the time you tried a new haircut or wore different clothes and it just felt right, the bundle of nerves when you asked someone out and the butterflies you got when they said yes, the euphoria you felt when you started going by a new name and new pronouns, the time you stared at the sky for hours with the person you were told you could never love. i want to hear it all. our stories tie us together, and they make me feel less alone in this world. i love you queer joy ♡

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Hello mate I'm really sorry for asking this but would it be fine to talk to you in private? I hate to ask this tbh but I just don't have any other choice :'(

yeah ofc!

I can confirm that natasha romanoff is the main reason that I am a lesbian

Update: I m now a queer trans man... so...

can anyone confirm

the people that were posting their kiddie kink fantasies in the biid tags came up with a “code” for each other:

^ if you see that, either in text or as a drawing, block and report. child predators and ableists are not and will never be welcome here

Palestine has hope. Say it with me. Palestine has hope. Palestine has hope. Shit like this has happened in the past, and there have always been survivors to tell the tale. Palestine has hope. Palestine has hope. It’s true.