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I don’t get offered drugs as often as D.A.R.E. told me I would.

Me with Daddy

Me: HHHHUUUNNNGGRRRYYYYY

Daddy: what do you want to eat, princess?

Me: *rolls around and makes frustrated noises because I don't know what I want to eat.*

A new daddy friend

Daddy: Princess, I'd like you to meet my friend.

Me: *looks up from my coloring book* It's nice to meet you!

Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.

Me: *bottom lip curls down into a pout and looks back at my crayons* Yes si-

Daddy's friend: Aw now, it's okay. She's obviously very busy. Can I see what you're working on?

Me: *all smiles again* Yes! It's ponies!*holds up my picture*

Daddy: *laughs and shakes his head* Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.

Daddy's friend: Dude. There's literally no way. That shit's kryptonite.

Me: *tugs on daddy's friend's pant leg* Excuse me!

Daddy's friend: *crouches down* What's up buttercup?

Me: You said a bad word. You have to sit on the pink stool over there until Daddy says you can play again.

Daddy's friend: *facepalm*

Daddy: *choking back laughter* You sure you want this to be your life?

My baby♡♡

All youuu do is bitch bitch bitch

Lol a truer post was never written

More fun Zodiac facts here

Everyday

Citric Journal for January 2nd Too much coffee

But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect

sexual texts on your dash?