Bad Trump! Bad.

Tables Turned

Daddy: Fuck.

Little: *gasp* daDDY SAID A POTTY WORD!

Daddy: Don't listen to what I sai--

Little: DADDY NEEDS A TIME OUT

Daddy: Darling that's not how it wor--

Little: *spanks Daddy*

Me with Daddy

Me: HHHHUUUNNNGGRRRYYYYY

Daddy: what do you want to eat, princess?

Me: *rolls around and makes frustrated noises because I don't know what I want to eat.*

Good girl.

(Via: Submissable)

my Saturdays

When you paint a room, you are making it slightly smaller

When daddy says no :(

When people cry that a proposition such as the banning of firearms is limiting their freedom, I always wonder if they realize that limiting freedom for the greater good of the majority are what laws in a civilized society are all about

Pokemon Center, Daimon, Tokyo

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*