Um? 

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

Animated NAVI from Pressure as GLaDOS from Portal.

Both AIs that have little annoying morons chirping in their ear.

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

Concept: survival-horror tabletop RPG set in one of those fleshy hell-worlds, except the Flesh Hell Planet is a. basically benevolent, but b. deeply incompetent. Like, it's not one of those "theoretically benevolent but thinks it knows what's good for you better than you do" or "trying to violently assimilate everything because it thinks that being made a part of itself is ontologically good" deals – it really does want to help its human inhabitants, and it's willing to do so on humanity's own terms. The trouble is that it doesn't really get humanity, its capacity for both receptive and expressive communication in ways that individual humans can understand is extremely limited, and also it's just plain not very good at a lot of things, to the extent that even when it does fully understand what's needed it often fucks it up in some bizarre way.

Therapist: Connor doing the Milly Rock to the song Buttercup by Jack Stauber isn’t real. It will not hurt you.

Connor doing the Milly Rock to the song Buttercup by Jack Stauber: 

She