Me Ohhhh Id Really Love To Make A Wish Right About Now....

She

おはよう　皆さん

朝メシ　すんだです？

Good morning everyone, have you had breakfast?

Im gonna make an announcement. Pink Diamond is a bitch ass motherfucker, She ruined my fucking life, thats right, She took her big diamond-ass ego out, and she ruined my FUCKING life, and she said her gem was "thiis big" and i said that's DISGUSTING, so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pink Diamond you got a SMALL gem its the size of this WALNUT except WAY SMALLER and guess what my gem looks like, WHPHHHHHP Thats RIGHT BABY. ALL PINK, NO IMPERFECTIONS, NO BETRAYAL LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. She RUINED MY LIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA RUIN BEACH CITY. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET,

MY SUPER LASER POISON

Except im not gonna RUIN Beach City, im gonna go higher.

im RUINING THE EARTH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PINK DIAMOND IM RUINING THE EARTH YOU

IDIOT

YOU HAVE FORTY ONE HOURS BEFORE THE POISON DrRDRDRDROPLETS HITS THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING POISON YOU TOO.

People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

Cookeina speciosa

(Wine glass mushroom) 🍷

Tfw the local serial killer brings out the darkness in u

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

the holy grail