Canada does too!
do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?
*Bakugo waking up*
class 1A: *sitting in his room* "WAKE UP!!"
Bakugo: "what?"
class 1A: "happy birthday!!!!"
Bakugo: "fuck off"
sorry for it being a little late 😅
forgot to post this a bit ago uhhh yoppie flower husbands!
PLEASE REBLOG!!! ^_^
YES!!!! Two amazing fandom mixed jdbhdjdvs I love this so much thank you
i think. they would be friends ❤️. sideburned trenchcoated space guys
+ alts under cut
jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*
jason:
street kid:
jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?
kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?
jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure
kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.
jason:
kid:
jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?
later:
jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME
dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole
jason: *crying* exactly
dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?
jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???
dick:
oh no!!! fun fantsy whats next are my children going to summon satan?!
The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
Dandelion crayon girl!!! She is inspiration 🤩
god i love people
The best post so glad for it to have graced my dash
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The snack is so close yet so far
His daughter the villains new sidekick and he just can't stand to see her get hurt even if everyone else dies
Your boss at your office job is completely aware of your secret identity as a superhero. But today, he keeps refusing to let you get out early so that you can go defeat your nemesis. You can’t seem to make him understand that if the city blows up, the company blows up with it.
I make little drawings and stuff and whatever I like at the moment
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