Hello Torisai 👋 hello
OMG THIS IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
🎃🍄 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! it's spooky drawing time!!! have some magical mushroom witches!!! YT process video under the cut :3 🎃🍄
jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*
jason:
street kid:
jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?
kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?
jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure
kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.
jason:
kid:
jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?
later:
jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME
dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole
jason: *crying* exactly
dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?
jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???
dick:
YES I LOVE THIS <3
i think if I made a saiki k superhero au saiki would act as a Lois lane type character yknow? like a civillian the hero knows who is constantly being attacked or kidnapped or smt. he still has his powers but he wants to be NORMAL so fuck that hero nonsense. but his brother kusuke is a supervillain who keeps sending robots to attack him because he wants to prove he's better and force saiki to be his nemesis because the rest of these so called heroes aren't WORTHY, but since no hero in their right mind would let a murder robot murder their friend (or anyone) they always end up "saving" saiki from them.
i personally think the funniest option for the hero here would be teruhashi, and since this is a comedy so it shall be (very superman+magical girl vibes with her)
There all to pefect
Group chat for psychic memes? Okay, now I'm even more interested, tell me more!
Aiura: Its mostly me and Toritsuka creating memes, and Akechi does it sometimes too! We also have a running joke about Saiki being there during random historical events. Here are a few recent ones:
Aiura: Saiki’s only created one meme on the chat, which is this one:
Death just insults you robes are the fashion
He's fucking brutal
You’ve never understood why wizards always wear long robes and pointy hats, all with extravagant colors and symbols. You’ve always assumed it was all for show, but after your near-death confrontation you finally understood why.
Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.
"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."
"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."
They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.
"He's one of them transgenders."
"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."
Dam op dam
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
Because it's awesome,nice place to read
I make little drawings and stuff and whatever I like at the moment
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