The Stanley Parable Is To MLM What Portal Is To WLW

unpopular headcanon i think EVERY character in scratchin melodii thinks he's a whore

Between Bianca and Hop, they kind of make it look like becoming a professor is basically what you settle for if you can’t be a professional trainer.

I wanted to be a sports star but I couldn't make the cut so I went and got my masters degree in biology instead

Congrats to Klapollo for making it into the top 100 ships of the year despite not appearing in a game together in over a decade

sardines

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whole ass...renaissance painting....who is this artist...i almost had a stroke

A half truth is a whole lie

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I am not the first, and I won't be the last, to make this crossover comparison but there's something incredibly appealing about it.

Reigen would be a NIGHTMARE client Trying to wring a single honest word from his mouth would be like pulling teeth The man himself is a contradiction.

but he'd have the most entertaining sprite animations

what can I say? mob psycho 100 season 3 has got me tight in its grip

My Grandad is teaching my little brother about Poker and I have discovered something that makes me want to scream.

Remember this ace? The one which is so key to Turnabout Trump?

It’s a black ace. In poker, a hand with all the black aces is a “Dead Man’s Hand”. This is because the black ace is a symbol of death.

which. Oh my god. It’s brilliant. There’s so many layers to it: the physical death of Shady/Zac Gramarye, the metaphorical death of Kristoph’s plans, the fact this represents Phoenix slipping to the depths others have accused him of (forgery) and the death of his integrity.

Jamba juice eating Curlier's leg idk

This shits haunting me, I gotta manifest it

Also made an alternate one below the cut since I can't decide which one's more movie accurate

The Mysterious Island? Did you mean 19th century Minecraft?