Get So Far Fucked

guys i’m not even gonna lie, i’ve had a luke fic sitting in my drafts for weeks. i’ll get it out eventually, i just keep rereading it and hating it 😻

GUYS IM LOSING MY MARBLWS. UMICH KNOWS MY NAME AMD THAH K EXIST

guys, not to be that person but let’s get fucking serious. wattpad user @kyleeswing has decided to copy and paste my trevor smut, and others’ smuts as well, without posting any credit or saying that they aren’t his. plagiarism isn’t a joke, hobby writing or not. don’t steal someone’s shit. if you can’t come up with your own works in that genre dont.

a huge thank you to @uluvjay for noticing it. you’re a real one sweetheart, giving you a virtual kiss 💋

anyway, other writers i suggest you go through his book and see if they’re yours.

why are the gods giving me, the sexiest soldier, their worst missions (tummy aches)?

me when jack hughes is calling me

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draft day draft day 💃🏽

scouting the new hotties (including bedsy)

Andrei Svechnikov smut headcanons if u so please? :>

[headcannon] sex w svechy

pairing: andrei svechnikov x fem! reader

summary: how svech would be during yk

authors note: written in collab w someone special, coming (back) soon ;)

warning: illusions to sex obviously, mentions of cussing, use of the word slut, lmk if i missed anything!

- so

- obvi we've all seen that one pic of svech

- hold, let me go through my fav pics to find it

- this. this right here

- water dripping down his face

- so obvi he LOVES

- LOVES

- LOVES

- to eat you out

- like

- no hesitation

- legs = SHAKING

- you = SOAKED

- he's on the hurricanes for a reason (;

- i feel like he's the type to praise & degrade

- like a combo

- "my good slut" type shit

- USES RUSSIAN

- LIKE

- SWEARS UNDER HIS BREATH WHEN HES FUCKIN

- MID STROKE

- LIKE

- WAIT

- SLIDING INTO YOU

- STRETCHING YOU OUT TYPE SHIT, bc yk he’s big like

- AND HE LETS A RUSSIAN PROFANITY SLIP

“Гавно, you’re so tight. love being in this pussy”

- LAWD YES

- but he's also the type

- to slow down when you're ab to cum

- and i feel like he goes

- deep

- hard

- rough

- you name it

- then backshots???

- heaven. literal stars

- he shoved your face into the mattress

- until you are CRYING

- eats it from behind

- cuz he's an eater

- call him ice spice

- he likes cowgirl tbh

- bc he likes to look at you when he's in you

- he likes you on top

- be he also likes your boobs

- & messes w them

- to stimulate you yk

- then

- after all the fuckin is done

- he takes SUCH good care

- like

- will clean off all your smeared makeup

- clean you up

- maybe help you shower if that's how you're feeling

- then later

- if you guys fuck early in the day

- cooks you dinner

- be you are #sore

- makes you stay in bed

- literally this man PAMPERS you

- ООН

- ALSO

- HE LEAVES MARKS, very territorial. it shows you’re his

- LOTS OF EM

- esp on your boobies

- sometimes on the neck and jaw

- maybe a few sneaky ones on the ass

Гавно - shit

i would’ve enjoyed a hughes brother a little more than a car 🙄🙄

(this is a joke <3) (it’s not)

there wasn’t a bratty, 5’11, yellow gatorade lovin’ hockey player under my christmas tree this morning 🤨 what’s that about???

I LOVE HIM

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