I Get On To Tumblr, And My Computer Starts Hyping Itself Up Like Its Gonna Do A Marathon, Honey I’m

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

Honestly I need more clearly country Hangman, just as a southerner. There’s a coupla good fics out there but I need more! Just bonfires and the dagger squad shootin the shit! Cause I ain’t a writer but I need more southern Hangman fics!

we have a lot of golden rich boy jake, i kinda want to see more traditional, country side boy jake and well maybe not RICH rich bradley, but he definitely had better situation as a child than jake.

maybe there was a time where jake can’t even eat dinner because his parents have 4 children and jake had to give up his dinner so his little siblings can eat. and he definitely can’t have pet besides the dog that his father’s boss owned. he grew up with love, but was struggling. that’s why he enlisted right after high school graduation, to ease his parents weight and so he can have better place to sleep and if not better, something to eat.

and bradley grew with both a lot love and privilege. he has both an admiral and a captain as his foster parents with no siblings. he got lonely sometimes, but mav and ice got him a dog, it was big and very fluffy and it costs them good amount of money just for the grooming and the food. bradley had some remote control cars, and many other good toys growing up. he only have to fend for himself when he cut off mav (which led to him restricting himself from ice too) with the money he saved, got into the best college he can find by scholarship and live in a dorm. but he definitely was in a better situation than jake.

so when they got together, bradley takes jake to a lot of dates, from movie date to fancy dinner date. he spoiled jake. when they moved in together, bradley got jake his first pet, and he drives with jake back to texas to meet his family. and when bradley and mav’s relationship is mended, jake makes sure to go with him to mav and ice’s house, making sure he never gets lonely. they lift each other up basically.

drink some water and wash your face

brain has not fully returned uh im just gonna watch yt for a bit

You know what? I may be late but let's do this one last time.

Urban legend says that if you say their name thrice, they'll come with a different gif each time. Let's try:

Supernatural

Supernatural

S u p e r n a t u r a l

…I would unironically wear these. Am I??? A dad??

hello friend. i found something horrifyingly american at the store today. it is top gun related so u have to see it.

they’re top gun button ups i found at buc-ees :’) wooh patriotism

OMG THESE ARE SO RAD I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, I NEED TO GO THERE NOW THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR MY DAD DAJSFKDSAJGFLSKDS

I swear to god, I woke up at about 11 last night for no reason...THIS WAS WHY!

What happened last night?

Since my parents usually don’t allow me to have my computer as much, I have no idea what is going on. Can someone explain what happened with Supernatural last night?

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

Its like Heist, but... there's something off this time. It doesn't seem like a regular Markiplier Production? like it DOES but also doesn't at the same time. Cause I think Burt is the key to this though, its like he knows what's going on but HAS to be cryptic about it???

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

This fucking man decided that Bradley and Jake were in love and made it everyone’s problem /pos

I want to give a special shout out to Glen Powell because I know damn fucking well that he was sat in his trailer during Top Gun just listening to “True Love” by P!nk on loop and decided to make the most homoerotic subtext to the theme of that song