I See Many Botanists Are Like Me Lol, We All Are Obsessed With All The Plants.

…I would unironically wear these. Am I??? A dad??

hello friend. i found something horrifyingly american at the store today. it is top gun related so u have to see it.

they’re top gun button ups i found at buc-ees :’) wooh patriotism

OMG THESE ARE SO RAD I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, I NEED TO GO THERE NOW THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR MY DAD DAJSFKDSAJGFLSKDS

I think it’s just wild how the fanon that dean had to turn tricks as a teen to put food on the table was started by jensen, he really has the most devastating headcanons, reveal your secret tumblr ackles

SAM YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN GOOD BUDDY!!!!

The beach scene but make it gayer

The Top Gun movies: never make explicit reference to the actual height of Maverick, uses various staging tricks to disguise the height of Tom Cruise and make him appear taller, only a few shots actually show how short Maverick is compared to the other characters

Top Gun fanfiction: is something SHORT in here or is that just MAVERICK

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

Its like Heist, but... there's something off this time. It doesn't seem like a regular Markiplier Production? like it DOES but also doesn't at the same time. Cause I think Burt is the key to this though, its like he knows what's going on but HAS to be cryptic about it???

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

OOOOHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AUTHOR

The Final Chapter

Here is Chapter 40 of Sliding into Home

If you’d like to start from the beginning. Here is Chapter 1

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