No One Talks About How Ehren Grew Up In A Family Of Morticians, And Frankly That’s Hurts A Little

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4 years ago

Well, Tumblr isn't dead yet, so I'm guessing it was terrible. Were there any highlights?


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4 years ago

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

3 years ago

Circles upon circles, where does it end?? You might be right in going back, but I don't think it’s far enough. We should go all the way back. 

A Log of Attempts

This post contain spoilers for In Space With Markiplier, Please proceed with caution.

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Hello, this is a captain speaking.

I’ll be using this log to track the ending’s I’ve reached so far in order to avoid dupications or possible complications within the timeline. If all goes well I’ll have my ship and my life back from the endless loop I find myself in.

Only time will tell.

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First Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. I save my crew. I find the ligth. I follow the greatest plan. I end up in the credits. I witness countless lives I’ve never led. ETA May 2nd, 2022 Second Attempt: I save my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. She’s everywhere. I find the light. I become a detective. I make it to the set. I end up in the credits. I recognize a new life in the countless I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Third Attempt:  I save my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. She’s everywhere. I find the light. I become a detective. I beg them to think of the Colonists. I find peace. I’m awoken for a moment by a face I recognize but it is only for a moment. I’ve finally reached a true end.

Fourth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I jump in again. I jump in again.

Fifth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. She’s back. I end up on the other side of the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd 2022.

Sixth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. She’s back.  I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Seventh Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. I let one door open but close another. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Eight Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. I let one door open, opened another but closed the third. I have been here before. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Ninth Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I find the mask. I find him but he sends me back. I understand now where we are truly headed. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Tenth Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I find the mask. I don’t hesitate anymore. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Eleventh Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I attack at every chance I get. I follow the greatest plan using a device I never got in this timeline. I end up in the credits. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Twelfth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I call for backup and recieve the greatest plan. I wake the crew and recieve cookies. I rely on myself from this point forward. I save my crew from it. I jump in again. I jump in again. I jump in again. I find the mask. I reach him again and he sends me back. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Thirteenth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I blow it up before it blows me up. I believe that its all a dream. I find the light. I become a detective. She’s Back.  I end up on the other side of the credits. I witness all the lives that came before and see myself in every one. ETA May 2nd 2022.

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After this last loop, I don’t know if there’s anything left to search within this wormhole. 

I’ve suffered through countless deaths and all I’ve come to realize is that my choices will always lead me to two constants. First, I’ll always reach the light as it’s the catalyst for the loop itself. Second, I’ll always witness the multiverse collapse due to my own actions. The only way to expirience a different outcome is to stop making choices outright. 

Due to this lack of change, I’ve decided to return to the orignal loop, the heist, to look for clues. It’ll give me something to do as the world begins a knew. Maybe I’ll even figure out how a handful of its inhabitence ended up in our own universe. Find something I overlooked during my first tangle with the heist loop.

I’ll take anything to help prepare myself for Part 2; whatever he meant by that.


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2 years ago

your age range? please put it in your bio, people are getting blocked for it

No❤️

But honestly if that bothers you, just block me. Don’t tell me you’re blocking me. I just need my little space, I do not care :))

2 years ago
I Was Originally Gonna Link To The Thread But I Know Not Everyone Would Go Out Of Their Way To Click
I Was Originally Gonna Link To The Thread But I Know Not Everyone Would Go Out Of Their Way To Click
I Was Originally Gonna Link To The Thread But I Know Not Everyone Would Go Out Of Their Way To Click

i was originally gonna link to the thread but i know not everyone would go out of their way to click on it so heres this thread i saw. twitch needs to be held accountable for how horribly they have treated people with disabilities. there has been so many stories similar to this one and that should never be the case.

4 years ago

I’m in physical pain over Supernatural’s finale, like really? Fuck you very much for making me sob my eyes out. 


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2 years ago
The Welsh Viking Is Pretty Cool! 
The Welsh Viking Is Pretty Cool! 
The Welsh Viking Is Pretty Cool! 

The Welsh Viking is pretty cool! 

2 years ago

love when the jackass guys are like "dont perform these stunts at home we're professionals!!" professional what?? whores?

2 years ago

Wdym Jackass doesn't have good rep? We've got a manwhore, a sleepy guy, a whole himbo, a cishet portlander, a dude with only one ball, two pro skaters(one of them is goth!), an edgy tumblr user, and a scaredy cat!

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