A Vulcan Named Stork Works At The Terran Adoption Agency. Parents Always Request That He Be The One To

DO I NEED TO MAKE MY OWN CORKBOARD THEORY BOARD FOR THIS FUCKING INTERNET VIDEO!!! YOU MR MARKIPLIER HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT!!

Poopies is a boss tho tbh, mans got a shark bite. Fuckin gnarly. he's awesome

poopsies beating zendaya for best kiss at the MTV awards will never not be hilarious

I would wholeheartedly read something like this without romance, y’know? Just doing stuff with the jackass guys

pov you start traveling with the jackass crew to take pictures and design stuff for them

*i might write about this idk yet*

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

drink some water and wash your face

brain has not fully returned uh im just gonna watch yt for a bit

is he “trauma dumping” on you or have you just not unpacked what the patriarchy has taught you outside of “woman bad” and you think men expressing any kind of emotion or vulnerability is bad actually.

Incorrect Icemav Quotes 7/?

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She’s Inheriting Millions. She Wants Her Wealth Taxed Away.

Marlene Engelhorn, 30, heir to a fortune, isn’t interested in philanthropy, believing it only perpetuates existing power dynamics. She’s cal

Literally this is what she's supposed to do but it's so sexy to actually do it

Spoilers for ISWM and MAJOR Theory-mongering

OK SO there has to be a center, some gravity well that keeps the circles revolving right? So if the loops are circles there has to be something that it spawned from...and that's WKM. WKM IS THE CENTER, ITS HOW ALL OF THIS STARTED. So WKM is the “gravity well” what's the first ring of loops? A Date With Markiplier. That's how we were introduced to the loops, the concept. That was minimal damage, just minor world breaking. THEN it gets worse. Something in the second ring (Heist With Markiplier) triggers cross universe contamination. The artifact is probably what did it, but more serious damage, like loops in the main loop of the story. Now with this third ring, everything is coming up, there are too many loops, too many endings, so what happens? Whole system reset. Mark broke it too many times and now the whole universe is going to be scrapped. 

It’s funny how I exist in this timeline, like wow my girlfriend and I got together the night before Christmas Eve, I have best friends who I’ve never met face to face, I have the same things in common with hundreds of people of the internet, and I just think that's fascinating.