I Need A Boyfriend That I Dominate And Another One That Dominates Me But The One I Dom In Turn Dominates

People remember that Russia and Ukraine are still at war, right? And that trump has ties to Russia?

From what I understand of US politics the only viable options for president are Biden or trump, and that trump's popular enough to win even if he's in prison.

So who do you want to have americas backing? Israel, who can only succeed because the rest of the world let's them? Or Russia, who's a world superpower that owns nukes? (and also Israel because I highly doubt trump would stop supplying them with weapons)

(also, do you really want to let that guy get back in power? After his rigged election claims and everything else? Really?)

alright gang, let's do a fun little thought experiment.

which city would biden have to completely annihilate before you decide not to vote for him?

for the sake of this thought experiment, let's ignore actual real-world alliances between countries. it can be london, or paris, or athens, or barcelona, or rome, or berlin, or even an american city like new york or new orleans or los angeles or honolulu. this is all a hypothetical after all.

really consider it. if you're gonna bother to yap in my notes, at least try to engage with this question in good faith. imagine opening up the news, and you see that a bomb was dropped on this city, and then the bombs never stop. imagine you had a friend there. imagine you'd had a trip planned to meet them and see the sights. imagine every museum, every historical monument, every theatre, every university destroyed. imagine that one day, you lived in a world where this city existed, and the next, it has completely ceased to be. it's effectively been pompeii-ed out of our world entirely. there is no longer a big ben, or a parthenon, or a colosseum, or what have you. there is no longer that foreign musician you loved from this city. there are no longer sweet old grannies to share old family recipes from this part of the world. there is no longer the online friend you wanted to visit. there is no longer your vacation plans.

don't hit me with, "but it's netanyahu doing this," because israel would literally run out of ammunition in weeks without the US. don't hit me with, "but trump!" because that quite literally is not the fucking question.

which city has to completely cease to exist before you even consider that this system isn't ever going to work?

if you are still planning to vote for biden, then either a) biden could drop a nuke on any city on earth and it wouldn't be a dealbreaker for you, or b) in your mind, people and places are divided into ones that are acceptable to destroy and ones that are not. or at least, there are ones that are more acceptable to destroy than others.

come up with your answer and either realize you sound like a fascist and work to change it, or embrace that you are a fascist and stop lying to us about caring about people of color.

I think I saw an advert a while back for bake off: the professionals which completely misses the point but if you're going to do it then:

•no eliminations. Ever. All contestents get through to the end

•no professional judges. Their food is presented to random people on the street or a massive open picnic is held and people get to vote what their favourite dish is

•if they want more masterchef vibes they can have their work experience in a soup kitchen or something

i used to think the term 'rearranging your guts' was a threat, like if you dont do xyz ill cut you open and smash your insides. very asexual of me

Yes.

Everyone Loves Tsuna AU

Time traveling AU. Where everyone in Mafia, and I mean everyone, travels back in time except Tsuna.

People in Tsuna’s time as Vongola Decimo traveling back in time. Simultaneously. Now, imagine all the popular headcannon of Vongola Boss Tsunayoshi.

Hot damn, TYL Tsuna. All the mafioso tripping themselves over to get closer to him. The big, bad, scary Mafia Bosses hiding behind pillars stalking to admire Vongola Decimo’s hotness/cuteness from afar. Cause the bosses are a bunch of highschool girl going thro first love when in presences of Vongola Decimo. All the subtle and not-so-subtle fights for the attention and affection of Vongola Decimo. This is Mafia Harem asking for one Vongola Decimo please.

Uh-oh. Run. ‘Cause somebody just had to destroy a city again so there’s another stack of paperwork waiting. That means an unhappy Vongola Decimo, and an unhappy Vongola Decimo is an angry Vongola Decimo. You know how scary an angry Vongola Decimo is. The whole Mafia knows. (burn….to….death….I’m sorry not sorry for falling in love with Admin Kei’s line)

Just, imagine all the awesome headcannon of Vongola Decimo. Badass, kind, strong, loyal, charismatic, smart, sexy, Dame is actually Moe now, dangerous, has the whole Mafia under his charm, Vindice bows to him, Acrobalano fights over him, Guardians bend over for him, dead people raising from the grave just to see him again (Attention Past Vongola Bosses and Guardian: You’re dead. Stay dead. Stay in your rings). All of them, everything and anything, mixed into one.

Now, imagine the confusion when everyone returns back in time. To Pre-Reborn period. Now, sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

Well, of course there would be the most hideous and nasty things going on if the entirety of Mafia suddenly gain future knowledge. I mean, just look at Shimon Famiglia after the whole time-traveling parallel world business. But that’s not the story here. The story here, is about the Mafia, who is in love with one Vongola Decimo, and Tsuna, AKA Dame-Tsuna who is everything but his future self. This is how Tsuna’s self-proclaim defenders for his chastity. Of course, those defenders are his Guardians. What a lie, you guys are the bigger threat here. Maybe even add in the Vindice, Kawahira and Iemitsu and Nana. Acrobalano as the greatest wall of protection and number one threat on par with his Guardians.

It matter’s not to them that the Tsuna now is not the Tsuna they know TYL. They just love him that much. Kindness and love is really something.

A story in which the entirety of Mafia, dead or alive, tries to woo one Sawada Tsunayoshi for the person he once was(is?), the person he is now, and the person he would now become.

Dame-Tsuna has no idea what’s going on, who these scary people are and what in the world they are trying to do. (Psst, they’re wooing you, Vongola & Mafia styles.)

Omake: Vongola Decimo in the future is just wondering why the entire Mafia has fallen asleep and not waking up. For the moment, he doesn’t care, there’s no one to cause paperwork or meeting. This is his long awaited vacation. After he stop the world from breaking down without the Mafia running.

Bonus: Policeman time traveled back too. Policeman who wants Down with Evil, Down with Mafia & policeman who’s in it to woo Tsuna too. Competition is tough.

oh my god i love this. i’m such all27 trash. 

12 frames of animation I made using knitting! I spent a long time on this and I’m so pleased with the results, really looking forward to trying more ‘yarnimation’ in the future. Process video out now too! 🐑

There’s a lot of polls about prev and mutuals and I’ll be honest I don’t know the majority of people I follow and it’s got me curious

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

UK government is really trying to ban phones while also cutting funding for youth groups and libraries and raising the cost of living

....and I thought that Star Wars fandom was bad. This is insane.

Fantasizing about torturing, beating and humiliating a girl....

Creeping me out so hard ewww

This Lyanna and Rhaegar hate is so wild to me and is starting to be ridiculous. Do y'all know that this is just a FICTIONAL STORY about dragons and Zombies? Do y'all know that these two were just two stupid idiots in love who didn’t think about the outcome of their eloping?

They are not even the worst characters in the series....

There is no need for this type of aggression over literal fiction.

Get help.