i am so happy to live in a world where there are jugheads (plural)
Girl help I'm blorbifying Detectice MatPat from escape the night
I hate people who legitimately expected rick Riordan to write the tsats book for mature audiences and whine when it obviously wasn't and scream "well he's aware that he has a lot of adult fans so he should accommodate us" LIKE?? NO??? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS???
YES, Rick Riordan IS aware you exist but you are no longer his target audience. You can appreciate the book as an adult for being great literature but if you're looking for a mature book THEN GO READ A FUCKING BIG BOY BOOK??
There's plenty of great YA fantasy out there.
Rick isn't going to stop writing books for middle schoolers just because you feel entitled to it?? That's not how it fucking works???
What gets me is that in song of Achilles, Patroclus could have walk away so many times.
But he couldn't.
He wouldn't.
Because his love for this godborn boy, for this bright and swift and untouchable boy that could had become a divine being, decided to become his first friend.
Even after he found out what Patroclus did.
Just as Achilles' pride had doomed him and Patroclus, Patroclus' love had doomed himself and Achilles.
My man Octavian is frequent customer in Build-a-Bear. He got that mfing returning customer discount
I bet the employees know him really well. I bet he’s friends with all of them
I bet they think Octavian is tad a bit weird cuz he keeps talking about how “he can’t wait to cut the teddies open”
But they don’t mind cuz he’s a nice nerdy fellow who likes talking about Roman History and Mythology.
hes the one‼️
Hazel tried to avoid eye contact, but she caught Octavian at the head of the First Cohort smirking at her, looking smug in his plumed centurion helmet with a dozen medals pinned to his chest.
The thought of Nightmare y/n and Hypnos with that one part of that Heather song won't leave me alooooone.