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“MUMBO!”

are you dead

I hope not I’ve got gambling to do

I want a socially inept cyclops. Like they don’t understand that “four eyes” is just someone with glasses so they think everyone with glasses are just hoarding the extra eyes from them. It’s a Perry the platypus situation.

Person without glasses = perfectly fine human

Same person with glasses on = YOU WRENCH!!!

HOW IS THIS NOT A 3D RENDER?!!!?!!

I will break, before I yield…

For use later…

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

Squared

put me in the 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch box coach!!! I'm all fired up, I'm ready!!!!!

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

stfu

You're just jealous that I am cock deep in the sweet Hole of the Muppet and you are here, bitchless and hole-less!