Tolkien at the start of the Hobbit: oh I’m going to tell a fun little story for my children about how even the smallest people can make a difference!
Tolkien at the end of the Hobbit, gripping his son’s shoulders intensely: Chris. Christopher. Listen. Greed will only corrupt you Christopher, it will twist your mind like a poison, like a disease, until you are nothing but a hollow wreck of what you once were. Also I’ve killed off like half the characters in a battle I don’t even show sorry.
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr
I forget its been a year
It's crazy on here and I regret nothing
it's okay thorin, love will find a way.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
More Dwobbit Frodo! This time it’s baby Frodo with his adad! I was given on discord the idea dwarves wearing baby wraps to carry their babies with them and I loved it so much I just knew I had to draw Thorin carrying Frodo in one. In the first one Frodos maybe 1 years old? His crazy amount of hair is explained by his dwarven genes lmfaoo. In the second one he’s maybe a few months old. Anyway- I love the trope of a tough guy with a small babe, that’s literally them.
shoutout to this youtube comment for making me want to punch a wall and sob
The dramatics
Endless Lord of the Rings gifs 17/??
Just rewatched The Hobbit Trilogy again so here’s some shitty memes
+bonus
Aragorn really is *the* man or all time huh?
Reading today’s Daily Dracula and man. You do not understand how much I wish Team Kill Dracula’s quest ended when they roll up on the Czarina Catherine and find out some random Romanian sailors pushed his stupid box overboard, trapping the Count beneath water that he can’t cross
Like I know they gotta actually kill him to free Mina or whatever but like. It would be so funny. They’ve gone on this quest to far Romania, they’ve bribed everyone they can think to bribe, they’ve got a plan, and then they get aboard the ship and the crew are like, “there was a fucked up man in that box so we threw it overboard”
I would like to announce that new people are indeed coming to Tumblr
I am one
Here I am
~Tadah~
haha knives am i right? age: can join the military, cant legally drink
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