pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man

pluckedchicken

The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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pluckedchicken
1 week ago

Election day in Canada! go vote! polls are open till like 8:30pm for the most part local time! visit elections canada's website for any info you need on how to do it! ur legally required 3hrs off work to do it if you need it!

americans please boost any election posts by canadians today (monday apr 28 2025)! u are the dominant demographic shown on our social media so we need your help to spread it please!

the government sucks and i understand feeling apathetic but voting is the easiest of the ways to hold the line on the way things are sucking!

pluckedchicken
2 weeks ago

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately


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pluckedchicken
2 weeks ago

Was there another way?

pluckedchicken
2 weeks ago
Pink Calcite From Chenzhou Prefecture Hunan Province China

Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

pluckedchicken
2 weeks ago
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pluckedchicken
2 weeks ago

Hey guys who’s ready to play is it a crush or transition goals

pluckedchicken
3 weeks ago

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

pluckedchicken
3 weeks ago

i actually get so much satisfaction out of mending and repairing my stuff. like yeah it's a chore but also it's almost a religious ritual: bending my head gritting my teeth squinting my eyes at the thing i'm fixing all the while chanting fuck you capitalism fuck you consumerism fuck you i ain't buying jack shit

pluckedchicken
3 weeks ago
MOUSE YAOI REAL

MOUSE YAOI REAL

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3 weeks ago
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1 month ago
Having Mad Artblock Rn

Having mad artblock rn

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

TW: Pedophilia

Teenagers are rarely taught the reason why they can't consent to sex with adults.

And that's because teaching them that would completely unravel our coercion-based society.

It can be difficult to explain in detail the exact reason and all the specifics in a way that they will understand. But the simplest way to phrase it is that in some cases, even when someone agrees to something and even when they appear enthusiastic about it, there's too much of a power imbalance that it's no different than forcing them. Also, having power and being abusive doesn't require a conscious expectation to be obeyed.

Imagine a world in which every teenager understood that and was easily able to call out anyone who tried to convince them otherwise.

They'd know that there's no such thing as an employee consenting to working for a poverty wage, working in unsafe conditions, working long hours, or working without taking breaks. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to paying a bank overdraft fee. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to student loan debt. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to medical bills. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to generating profit for banks or landlords in order to have a place to live and being evicted or foreclosed when you lose your source of income. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to a police search. They'd know that there's no such thing as a child who's okay with their parents spanking them. They'd know that being dependent on someone does not mean that you can never criticize them. They'd know that if it's considered abusive to simply play along when someone obeys, then it has to be much more abusive to actively expect to be obeyed, which many adults do to them.

And people who benefit from a society based on coercion masquerading as freedom wouldn't like that.

So instead, teenagers are taught something dismissive. They're taught that what they want doesn't matter. They're taught that they're too young to know what love is. They're taught "it's the law". They're taught things that are insulting to their intelligence, which they'll naturally rebel against.

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

I love seeming chronically offline due to not using tiktok or Instagram

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

pluckedchicken
1 month ago
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

Every problem in monster hunter world seems to be caused by monsters and solved by hunting them. This makes sense. But everything else seems to work very well. Don't these guys ever have problems with like, the economy?

pluckedchicken
1 month ago
ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore It Is), 2025

ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore it is), 2025

(inspired by @two-bees-poetry - still fascinated by the poem lady macbeth grants you an interview, it's my favourite <3)

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

I Love Talking With Neurotypical People About My Executive Dysfunction Because I'm Like "yeah There's

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pluckedchicken
1 month ago

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

pluckedchicken
1 month ago
Happy Plagueiversary

Happy plagueiversary

pluckedchicken
1 month ago
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tenderly removes your vocal cords

pluckedchicken
1 month ago

No I didn’t know I was trans as a kid but I DID get weirdly excited when people mistook me for a boy so there is that

pluckedchicken
1 month ago
Gustave Caillebotte, The Floor Planers, 1875

Gustave Caillebotte, The Floor Planers, 1875

pluckedchicken
2 months ago

mutuals, it's chickenposting hours

Mutuals, It's Chickenposting Hours

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