Reblog, My Dudes. This Shit Is Important.

this is what i want in a relationship😭😭😭

is it alright for me to jump into the bandwagon

I have had six lattes in the past 12 hours and haven't slept in a day and a half. it feels like that time when I inhaled the air from a thing of whipped cream (the ones that are in the metal containers and are really pressurized). my ADHD is going crazy and I think my anxiety has increased by like 500%. is this what heaven feels like or is it hell. at the moment I can’t tell. 

the never ending battle i have with myself: do i have a crush on them or do i just really want to be their friend?

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

““This is why you don’t do drugs, kids.””

— Calc II professor who, after 20 minutes of flawless algebra and integration, royally screwed up simple addition

If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.

If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

sometimes i look at the people my age and realize that even though i may be an annoying piece of shit, i could be way worse than i am...

theres a kid at my school who looks like gerard way and it really freaks me out... he has his mask on most of the time (obviously) but whenever hes eating or whatever and i can see his face it kinda scares me... 

anyone please ask your crush out like this

excuse me but wHERE CAN I FIND THIS???

I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY

IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP

ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER

MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN