I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents
It really be like that tho
today on random thoughts at midnight we have me speculating how the universe was created
ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...
holy shit i just had this idea
ok ao yk in the purge where there is no safe ground whatsoever? what if a record store was? like just everybody who doesn't want to do anything too illegal can just go there and vibe.
yoooo i need to check some of these out !! ive been needing new fidget toys so tysm for this <3
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TLDR: I go into detail about each one below the cut, but if you want to check them out yourself (totally understandable), I’ve linked them below too!
1. Calm Strips:
Price: $12.49 for a pack of 5
Where to Buy: Calm Strips Website
2. Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty:
Price: $3.00 - $50.00 (depending on the size tin you buy)
Where to Buy: Crazy Aaron’s website, Amazon, Barnes & Noble
3. Fidget (or Spinner) Ring:
Where to Buy: Amazon, Etsy
Amazon Price: $10.99 for 3
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The moment when you get to the angsty part of a fic and it was just too angsty so you just had to stop, breathe and begin preparing
Last Week Tonight s02e19
thank you!!
I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY
IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP
ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER
MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN
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Do you have any triggers?
Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth.
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
em • currently questioning my gender so any gender neutral pronouns are appreciated as well as she/her • omnisexual--i wanted to have an ~aesthetic~ tumblr but we all knew that was never gonna happen--if youre homophobic/transphobic/racist/sexist/ an all around shitty person, get out.in other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. --if anyone has music/band recs, tell me?? i like any type of rock? or really anything that has some rad bass lines... im not picky
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