me: *is late to the dentist*
me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*
me: they will never know
excuse me but wHERE CAN I FIND THIS???
I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY
IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP
ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER
MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN
It’s time to play: Do I Have A Crush On Them Or Am I Just Starved Of Human Interaction?
new way of coming out as bi...
just say:
"iodine, americium, bismuth."
let them figure it out on their own... see what happens...
Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]
In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time
imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho
jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you’re wrong she’s an icon and a legend
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It really be like that tho
em • currently questioning my gender so any gender neutral pronouns are appreciated as well as she/her • omnisexual--i wanted to have an ~aesthetic~ tumblr but we all knew that was never gonna happen--if youre homophobic/transphobic/racist/sexist/ an all around shitty person, get out.in other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. --if anyone has music/band recs, tell me?? i like any type of rock? or really anything that has some rad bass lines... im not picky
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