update...
maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...
funny things my little sister has said
my dad: put your back into it, maggie
maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK
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me: yeah, i'm going to london
maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier
me: what do you mean
maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?
me:
me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND
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maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up
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me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england
maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents
my mom: like what, bosten accents?
maggie: no, british accents
me: moo, new england is in america
maggie: but i thought it was in england
me:
my mom:
me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills
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If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.
If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.
If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.
I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.
Do you have any triggers?
Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth.
ok so im reading a vampire au and the vampire dude just fucking blushed but like...
how does a vampire blush? theyre dead. tf?
no matter how mad you are you never use some things in arguments
- weight
- gender
- sexuality
- traumatic experiences that the other has gone through
i would 100% do that if i werent so lazy...
Do you agree with this? I should try this and see how different I look 0_0
The moment when you get to the angsty part of a fic and it was just too angsty so you just had to stop, breathe and begin preparing
Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]
this is what i want in a relationship😭😭😭
is it alright for me to jump into the bandwagon
em • currently questioning my gender so any gender neutral pronouns are appreciated as well as she/her • omnisexual--i wanted to have an ~aesthetic~ tumblr but we all knew that was never gonna happen--if youre homophobic/transphobic/racist/sexist/ an all around shitty person, get out.in other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. --if anyone has music/band recs, tell me?? i like any type of rock? or really anything that has some rad bass lines... im not picky
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