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hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

brains are so weird because why am i upset that i stopped taking my medication. over six years of taking a pill every night and now i dont have to?? i miss the routine. its been three weeks and i still feel like im forgetting something

fun fact im a tad bit paranoid about username changes after i had an account on here with "lebian" in the user for like four years

make sure to process your lesbian angst about your middle school best friend/worst enemy so it doesn't form a flaw in your guard by which a less-skilled swordswoman might still defeat you

Lesbians who read Gideon the Ninth should get to take bereavement leave from work when they finish it

im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018