Uh Oh! You Misunderstood A Social Cue And Said Something Mildly Awkward. You Will Think About This And

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

i wish i had the confidence of the average man. this guy hit on me in high school by taking my phone and dming his instagram from *my* account. its been over three years and we literally never spoke after that but he just dmed me again. he doesnt even follow me anymore

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

im usually a two-aleve-and-i'll-be-fine kind of person but today is a three-advil-two-extra-strength-tylenol-and-a-wearable-heating-pad kind of day

i love being sensitive but i should also be killed

i absolutely hated being in an electronics lab until the professor saw how i built my group's circuit and told another group how great it was. that it was efficient, would make collecting data easier, looked good, and that they should try something like that next time. not to brag but going from never successfully using a breadboard before to that was insane

The world is a little happier with you in it.

internet safety tip: to protect your identity, you can start going by a "fake name" online. But Watch Out

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