I Must Not Get Takeout. Takeout Is The Wallet-killer. Takeout Is The Little-death That Brings Total Obliteration.

ive had nonstop breakdowns for the past month and no one to talk too. no one cares. it's just take more pills or shut up.

the top of my feet and my back are so burnt

peak human experience today. took a long ass nap on the beach

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

how do yall come up with good usernames?? i am suffering

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

taking selfies is such a vile experience why is it so incredibly awkward

what’s poppin only gays can see this post and rb