Guess You Could Call It My Spring Break Ahaha

i think i might have weird guy disorder :(

HARROWHARK! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Alive. Stabbed. Bees. Thumb. Ianthe. Fuck you, eat me—MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Dying again. Waking up as God’s perfect weapon. Hiding in a shuttle. Coming here. Overflowing with 20 years of pain and sadness that I can’t acknowledge ‘cause 🎶 technically I’m heartless 🎶

im a pure warrior maiden who spends her time dual cultivating!!

I made a thing instead of working

elbow healed just in time for finals week and now its summer break!! one note and i'll try rollerskating again

The best kind of neighbour

The world is a little happier with you in it.

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

Someone invited me to be here… was this a gift or a curse?

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

2 more have joined since making this

hello to all 3 new porn bots that have followed me. please leave

I do understand the general point of pain being your body telling you something is wrong with it but like. I already know that. Hence why I think I should be able to press "remind me later" like an iOS update