The Feminine Urge To Say “have You No Compassion For My Poor Nerves” Every Time Something Goes Wrong

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

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1 year ago

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

1 year ago

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

1 year ago

Whether u r a cave goblin or mud goblin or any combination of goblinesque traits u must remember that u are goblin and the only thing you need is hubris and the ability to hiss

1 year ago

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

1 year ago

I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

1 year ago

i have a headache, i can't sleep, i have FOUR DAYS to get 350 or i'm fucked because i won't be able to get the apartment and there is no way in hell i'm going to be able to find another one.

1 year ago

TIT STEW

deleted too soon. Rip.

TIT STEW
1 year ago

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

1 year ago
dark mode tweet by @/limitlessjest that reads: "I will occasionally block somebody just because their interpretation of a piece of art is so fundamentally incorrect that I want to make sure I never accidentally pay attention to anything they have to say in the future"

Boy, I felt that one

1 year ago

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

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