I Am In A Huge Need Of $ And Help, I Am Offering Commissions In Various Styles, I'm 3 Days Away From

I only have three days left to get my deposit 😭

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

Art by Ramazan Kazaliev

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

the lover(s)

they thells she shells by the he whore

i have a headache, i can't sleep, i have FOUR DAYS to get 350 or i'm fucked because i won't be able to get the apartment and there is no way in hell i'm going to be able to find another one.

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me