bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.
Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys
Vibes are off
(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
girl ur such a vibe can i live inside ur ribcage
[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.
I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.