I Don't Smoke For The Obvious Reasons Of Not Wanting To Develop An Addiction To Nicotine But God Do I

waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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Venus Rising from the Sea, 1866 - oil on canvas. — Gustave Moreau (French, 1826-1898)

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car