When You’re On Your Period You’re Like Am I Just On My Period Or Am I Feeling All The Loneliness

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

all my haters become graters when i age the parmesan of success

waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum