This Could Be Us🎭🦦🌚

The Progress of the Magic Wand - Reverie by Jean-Honore Fragonard.

If you’re not trying to sneak in a quickie with me on the washing machine while our kid’s dinosaur chicken nuggets cook in the air fryer, I don’t want it.

“Make me”.

Oh sweetheart, those were the two worst words you could have let slip past that pretty wet hole of yours.

I’m like Beetlejuice, if you say good girl 3 times I’ll come too

Cock slaps on her face🖤🖤🖤🖤

just a girl who will either yap your ear off or go nonverbal

please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.