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local zoroark's dark-type mystique destroyed once again by the urge to stay silly

Hi sibling! Nice to meet you Laser! Poketherapy and human therapy are soooo interrelated! It's a huge theme of my courses! We do come from the same place! :D I'll post plenty about it I'm sure!

Greetings!

I am Elias / Ellie ! I go by she/her and he/him prons, no they/them please!

My sibling is @newcomer-karp! They wanted me to join them cause they were tired of having to physically show me the cute pokemon posts on here and wanted to be able to send them to me directly...

But it also seems cool! And I'd love to participate and get to know more about the wider world.

I am a therapist in training! I attend Uni for my psych degree! My partner pokemon is Pippy the Chancy (the name made more sense when she was a happiny...but oh well). You are required to have a Chancy to apply for the psych degree, but I happened to already have her ;) She's my icon! In both the literal and blog way.

Pelipper mail: On!

NOTHING ON THIS BLOG IS MEDICAL ADVICE! FOR LEGAL PURPOSES! AND LIKE ACTUALLY IM STILL IN SCHOOL!

But hey, if it helps, it helps!

I really appreciate your openness! Learning is my passion and you seem to have a lot of unique knowledge and experiences.

Pfft… man, I really wanna draw that I will not lie! Stretched dewpider! The practicality makes a lot of sense.

Same to you!

( @poketherapist-in-training )

Hi! You seem really cool- I’ve never heard of a weremon before! Outside of reading, that is. I loved the “stretched dewpider” tag on your post! Sillies. Hope we can be friends!

Hello !! Thank you !!!! :}

Yeah, most folk don't know it's not just mythos !! It's a fascinating condition for sure, and even moreso with weird forms like my own-- but I think it's neat and enjoy talking about it :}

It is funny but it's also kinda true-- normally I like to keep a human-like trunk instead of going 100% ... it looks very silly, but it means I keep my land-lungs (and arms, and size..), so it makes living on my own a lot easier XP

I'm always open to talking !! Always feel free to shoot asks or the like <3

Make my muse talk about one of their...

✨ Deep interests ⚽ Hobbies 🧠 Expertise 🏆 Achievements 💀 Failures ☀️ Hopes / wishes 🔥 Fears / worries 💥 Regrets 💗 Relationships / lovers 💚 Friends / family members ⚔️ Enemies / rivals 👑 Role models / mentors ✔️ Merits ❌ Flaws ❗ Defining life events

Pretty well!

I have an inquiry for you! There’s a buddy of mine, a chancy, who needs counseling. He (he/him, yes, unique lil guy) refuses to see a human counselor 🤔 I was wondering if you have room and / or someone good to refer to? :)

Hey B. How are things?

~ @poketherapist-in-training

Going well! ^^

How is everything with you?

Does anyone want or need several plates of cookies… and some bread… and cinnamon rolls…

the urge to… draw.. turnip..too cutes

QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG IF YOU WANT A FUN FACT I KNOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR POKÉMON BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH INFORMATION AND MANY AUTISMS TO GIVE!!

(you must either have a pinned post with all of your Pokémon or specify in your reblog :3)

Awh idk I think he’s kinda cute. The tubes are weird but his lil banana face is charming.

Pokerating Day 20! Heatmor!

Charm: Kinda just ugly as much as I hate to say it. It looks like a fast food advertisement sign. It's also notably bald, and the weird tubes just look gross. They look like its internals have externaled. It also makes a room smell burnt just by being there. I think this is an actual 0/10. You can't even watch it's natural feeding habits cause trust me when I say you don't wanna raise a supply of durant just to feed this thing, and even if you DID it would just be it sticking its snout in an ant hole and breathing through its ass.

Care: More difficult than its worth. Not only is their natural wild food really difficult to culture (and, honestly, a more interesting pokemon), but they're also picky eaters. They tend to just incinerate food they don't want. It was very recently discovered that they're particularly picky about texture, and that boiled egg is a good way to get around that, but that means having a consistent supply of eggs which is fairly difficult in some places. It also needs them cooked, since if it tries to cook it the egg will probably pop. 3/10? Sounds like a reasonable enough score.

Safety: It's presence is enough to set off smoke alarms, and it can easily light your shit on fire by just licking it. It also has bigass claws and a fairly grumpy attitude. 3/10 carbon monoxide poisonings.

Utility: Good for removing durant populations. Like any other fire type. Can learn dig, cut, and rock smash. Mid. Not even good for a fire type's typical utility IMO. It's like 4 1/2' tall, just go catch almost any smaller fire type and I bet it can do the same without being so difficult to keep. 4/10.

Battle: This is a poor pokemon for battling. Lets go over the positives first, wide moveset, and a decent ability in flash fire. Now the negatives: it's in that perfect speed range to be too slow to outspeed much, yet too fast for trick room. It's also pretty frail with a poor defensive type, and has nowhere near enough oomph to actually hit hard with the wide array of moves it can use. It also takes increased stealth rocks damage. 2/10, there are definitely worse pokemon out there but for a fully evolved pokemon this thing is just so mediocre than any other fire type is better in some way.

Final Score:

Charm: 0/10

Care: 3/10

Safety: 3/10

Utility: 4/10

Battle: 2/10

Total Score: 12/50

Pet Score: 6/30

Battle score: 6/20

Notes: I feel bad bashing on this thing but it really just has no good qualities. Its a moderately disturbing (and ugly) pokemon that I would prefer to never see again.

Again, this rating is inherently biased just like every other thing made by any organism ever concieved, so if you love this thing? Good on you. I respect you for finding joy somewhere where I can't. Don't let my words change your opinions and stay you!