How Would The Three Caballeros React To Realizing That They're All Gay For Each Other? Will They Be Happy,

Фанфик в честь моего дня рождения

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— Моя любовь...

— Тихо.

День. Голубое чистое небо с редкими облаками, тёплая погода и запах воды.. Всё это указывает только на одном: весна пришла и она в полном разгаре.

Ну, разве этот прекрасный день, не сам знак Вселенной, что пора сделать выходной, не так ли?

— Но Шень... — однако, жалобно мяукающий Тай Лунг не особо согласен.

— Тай Лунг.. — но его усталый и раздражённый муж наоборот, поддерживает эту мысль. — У нас не было выходного с того момента, как мы вернулись. Возвращение к жизни, борьба с Перевёртышем*, расследование про моё тело, битва с моим двойником, жизнь с пандой и остальной шайкой.. И после всего этого мы сразу же открыли нашу аптеку и уже долгое время не сделали себе даже дня выходного.

Тай Лунг нахмурился, пока Шень описывал весь их путь. Было сложно... Не согласиться с этим..

Поэтому, снежный барс сделал глубокий вдох всей грудной клеткой, который приподнял лежащего на нём белого павлина и опустил обратно при выдохе.

— Ладно.. — он проворчал, закатив глаза.

Шень довольно улыбнулся, но тут на губах Тай Лунга появилась довольная и слегка наглая улыбка.

— Но.~ — мурчание вибрацией прошлось по двум телам, пока большая лапа медленно поднялась с пернатой спины и легла под подбородок белоснежной птицы, нежно и аккуратно сжав тёмно-серый клюв. — Никакой лаборатории. Мы же оба отдыхаем, не так ли?~

Клюв Шеня слегка приоткрылся от слов его мужа. Он нахмурился и начал щёлкать и пытаться что-то возразить, но твёрдый взгляд и самодовольная улыбка снежного барса, которая показывала, что Тай Лунг знает, что он прав, дали понять, что дальнейшие попытки что-то возразить будут лишь отговорками и оправданиями, которые будут противоречить самим словам белого павлина.

— Так.. — со сокрушённым вздохом согласился он, растаяв на груди своего мужа, надув щёчки от возмущения.

Тай Лунг усмехнулся и слегка поёрзал, чтобы устроиться поудобнее в гнезде, снова глубоко вздохнул, положил свою лапу на спину Шеня, пока сам белый павлин обхватил своими крыльями плечи снежного барса. И когда они оба вздохнули в унисон, они закрыли глаза, наслаждаясь тихим мгновением.

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— Хей, братишки! — неожиданно по всему дому раздался громкий и радостный голос.

Через несколько минут, в комнату заглянулф владелец этого голоса: Мастер Дракона По.

— Привет! — он счастливо улыбался во все свои зубы, но его выражение быстро сменилось озадаченностью, когда он заметил, как Тай Лунг и Шень лежат в обнимку в гнезде, закрыв глаза. — Эээмм... Что вы делаете?

— Отдыхаем в наш выходной. — не открывая глаз и не меняя позы ответил белый павлин, удивительным образом, не кидая колкостей и резких замечаний в сторону панды.

— Оу? Оу. Оооуу... — до По постепенно дошло и он кивнул. — Понятно, хорошо! — он закрыл рот лапой и неловко улыбнулся, перейдя на шёпот. — Прости! Я понял вас.

По аккуратно, на цыпочках, прошёлся по комнате, накрыв тонким одеялом женатиков и открыл окно, впуская в комнату мягкий и тёплый солнечный свет.

— Спасибо, По. — в один голос проговорили мужья, пока в это время панда также тихо и аккуратно подбегал к двери.

— Нет проблем! — он слегка прикрикнул шёпотом — Отдыхайте, ребята! Увидимся! — затем с тихим щелчком закрыл дверь.

Ну, теперь не только мгновение, но и весь оставшийся день был тихим, позволяя Шеню и Тай Лунгу наслаждаться друг другом.

In fact, I invented it myself, so there is nothing on this ship except my acc 😅

I have a lot of headcannons about them! For example, that they like to do origami on Sundays and love cooking, but in order not to get fat, they do sports, like jogging in the morning and the usual push-ups and squats in the evenings.

I may have invented this ship from scratch, but there's nothing I can do except just love these two!

Hey! I've seen your work with Pete a couple of times and I really liked it! (I mean, how can you not love this asshole?)

I wanted to ask you what you think about the DonPete ship? It's just that I've recently become very addicted to it..

Hi! Aaaaa thank you, so glad people enjoy my Pete stuff! ✨

Hmm, I gotta say I dont know much of this ship! I haven't seen any Donald x Pete stuff, so its quite a new concept for me🤔

As a thought the ship sounds intriguing! Id love to hear where this ship comes from, is there any media that sparks it? Or some headcanons for this ship? I could believe they have a funky situationship, they do banter a lot!

OMG! Hello friend!

Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING

Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!

Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss

Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY

Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!

Donmick: EXCUSE ME

Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"

Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH

Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD

Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic

Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!

Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.

Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.

Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!

Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex

Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY

Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !

You can't stop my crazy ass

Jose couldn't say a word.

Standing in front of him was someone he had both loved and betrayed

— Donal?... — slowly, as if through torture, he pronounced his name. He couldn't believe his eyes.

Donald stood half-turned, looking at Jose with all the anger and hatred his soul could muster. The red dress spread over his body like wine, like... blood. He slowly raised a hand with bloody knuckles and ran it through his thick, blond hair. His real hair.

— Donal... Meu Deus, isso é tão inesperado.. I... I... Posso explicar tudo! — Jose stuttered and began to chatter rapidly, but was interrupted.

— That's enough, Jose. — Donald interrupted him in his usual voice. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He turned completely to Jose and continued — I've already figured it out.

Jose felt as if his heart had stopped.

— Não.. não.. Não, Não, Não, Não! — he quickly started repeating it, as if it would help him wake up from the nightmare he had driven himself into. — Você entendeu tudo errado, eu juro-!

— Stop, Jose. — The hardness in Donald's voice was incredibly frightening, Jose felt his body and voice tremble — I understood everything.

Donald began to walk away with a moderate step. He really wanted to run away, but his legs were too heavy. Or he was afraid of losing the pieces of a newly broken heart.

— I knew you as a handsome guy, both on the outside and inside. A very kind and incredibly confident man. — Donald stopped again and looked at Jose — I knew you as a caballero. — The whole time when Jose appeared to him in a different form flashed before his eyes. Absolutely different.

He squeezed his eyes shut and opened them to see a scared Jose standing in front of him. He even wanted to laugh. When has Jose ever been afraid?

— I loved you, Jose. — Donald admitted abruptly — I loved you and followed you. I got over my self-loathing and my fear. I put on this dress and followed you. At first, I despised myself for lying to you, that I needed to open up before it was too late. But it was too late. — the tone of the voice gained momentum, angry at himself and the man he loved, but in the end it became quiet and full of disappointment again. — If I had confessed to you, I would have found out what you really think of me. — Donald turned around and, as if embracing the force, walked away confidently, clicking his heels. — Now you can say whatever you want!

Tears were still streaming down his cheeks. He hated Jose for his lies and hypocrisy, hated himself that even so, he still loves this scoundrel.

But he won't let anyone wipe their feet on him anymore. No one will neglect him anymore. He's Donald Duck and he's had enough.

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Jose felt a wave rolling over him. No, the storm. No, a storm of emotions.

Yes, he admitted that sometimes gossiping behind the backs of his amigos, but that doesn't mean anything, right?

To lie a little there, add a couple of facts here and that's it.

Lying for good, right?

But why didn't he stop? No, why did he even start? Were all those ladies for whom he lied so artfully worth this amigos? His Donal?

No.

Now Jose is on his knees, realizing that he is alone. He was abandoned, immediately by two wonderful people.

Beautiful Anna, a femme fatale blonde and an amazing dancer.

And the same wonderful Donald. His best friend and caballero.

They turned out to be the same person and left.

How he wanted to go back in time and hit himself with all his might.

No woman was worthy of Donald Duck, but Jose realized it too late.

What should he do now?

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Based on a new post @diogxnxs !

i love donald duck

I bet he looks like this because he's cold

Reading PK Avenger while listening to noir music for ambiance. 

PK Avenger issue #0

Pete: :3

Donald: I'm not gonna call you "Good kitty", Pete. You bullied Mickey again!

Pete: :(

Donald: ...

Donald: But your origami is good... Good kitty.

Pete: ^^³

Glad you're okay. I hope you eat and sleep well.

Hey, long time didn't see you. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm still posting, school's going well and Idk. I never left lol, I don't really know what to say.

TRICK OR TREAT!

What about everyone's favorite cat Pete?

P.s.: I hope you have fun in Halloween 💕🦆💙

Ohhhhh, @polina-me, that's such a cute costume you're wearing! Here don't forget to have some candy.