Моя пиццасона/My Pizzasona

It's pride month and I'm announcing the start of the daily gay ducks and gay caballeros!

I start:

(Ducktales 1987)

HDLW and Scrooge watch TV:

*on a screen gay parade*

HDLW: (゜゜)

Scrooge: What?

Webby: Are you okay with gays?

Scrooge: Of course I do. It would be strange to be a homosexual and a homophobe at the same time

HDL: Are you gay?!

Scrooge: Of course! Why do you think Duckworth is always with me?

Webby: Because he loves you!?

Scrooge: Well, a marriage without love is not a marriage at all

HDL: ARE YOU MARRIED?!

Duckworth: Your snacks *kisses on the cheek* sir~

Scrooge: *giggles*

Webby: So cute!

Beakly: *she puts food on the table and gently smiles at his granddaughter*

Dewey: Oh! Now it's clear why Uncle Donald is not shy about his boyfriends!

Scrooge: Of course. I taught him never to be afraid of his love

Scrooge: *loading...*

Scrooge: DOES HE HAVE BOYFRIENDS?! *angry gay dad mode on*

Glad you're okay. I hope you eat and sleep well.

Hey, long time didn't see you. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm still posting, school's going well and Idk. I never left lol, I don't really know what to say.

I sometimes wish there was a fanfic of The Three Caballeros High School Au. What do you think?

I admit, a couple of times I noticed fanfiction on this AU, but I don't think they are good enough -^-'

That's is, there was nothing hook (at lesst me)

In High School Au, I would interact with all characters (at least, everyone I know), because this is AU, and not sketch from lpast of Three Caballeros

But right now we're talking about the Caballeros themselves, so we'll leave the rest for later. Maybe I'll describe other characters as well? ;)

Donald:

Our usual and beloved boy, only shaggy and plaid shirt. Only he hides all tenderness from the world and shows it only with animals or his uncle ;)

Grades below average.

Jose:

Patient, charismatic, a favorite of all teachers and ladies, yes, he is most attractive parrot heartthrob (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Transferred from Brazil with an older sister and two younger brothers

The highest marks for the most beautiful eyes! ♡

Panchito:

A very loud guy, but but very cute and sexy ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)

His teachers tolerate him, but his peer ADORE him

Made friends with Jose in Mexico, became best friends at a distance, and when they met secret lovers ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

By some miracle, it is always possible to write off

How did they met?

It's just that Jose and Panchito immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Donald was bullied even more

So, Don just started accusing them of increasing his already shitty life (despite the fact that he caught crush on them)

Panchi and Ze don't understand why this so cute duckling is so cruel to them?

But, unfortunately for Donald, everything ends, and for him also embarrassing ;)

At the point, while Donald is mocking two Latin American birds, a Fethry comes up to him and is like: "Why you bulling your bullying your crushes?"

Then angry cry, anger, rage and embarrassed. And also evil and happy Jo and Panch, who understand, it's time to act and take revenge.

Well, that's it, thanks for the question!

Знаете что?

У МЕНЯ ДЕНЬ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! I'm happy birthday girl!

alicante my beloved

I don't know I'm happy or not...

Duck people behold!

I made my first quiz!

Find out which duckverse character are you most like here

Pete is on the phone: So, that's why I think..

PJ: DAD!!

Pete: What the-..

PJ: DID YOU FUCK A DUCK?!

Pete without hesitation: YES!! AND MORE THAN ONCE!

PJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!

The Phantom Blot on the line: Why...

HERE IN DUCKBURG

Ok..I'm gonna try this now:

LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE,

Donald does not know how to dance with girls and often steps on their feet, because he is used to being led, not him.

Happy birthday, Donald Duck!

Donald: Tomorrow is my birthday...

Donald: I wish I had a boyfriend who would protect me from all the failures that will happen tomorrow...

Pete: Mhm...

Today

Donald: CAN I SLEEP AT LEAST ON MY BIRTHD-... Pete??

Pete in a suit and with flowers: Hey, I heard what here live a one poor duck who needs a protect.

Pete: So here I am~

Donald: I didn't know, what you are suck romantic~

Pete: All for you, my rose.

Pete: Can I come in?

Donald: Of course~