Stop Eating Leek With The Weak And Come Eat Rice With The Mice

stop eating leek with the weak and come eat rice with the mice

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pompompuffball

10 months ago

please

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pompompuffball

1 year ago

I SHALL PLAY MARIO KART WITH HIM

Someone asked on the instagram to draw him and I missed my silly bunny Greg so :>

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fnaf five nights at freddy's security breach Gregory he is gonna force his victim to play Mario kart with him

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pompompuffball

10 months ago

A four panel, hastily made comic. It is all black and white with grey in the background of each panel. In the first panel, the snake looks at a wiggly tail. In the second, its mouth is open wide with fangs bared, about to bite down on the tail. In the third panel, the snake with the tail in its mouth thinks to itself "OH FUCK". The fourth panel is just a thought bubble that says "OH SHIT THIS KINDA RULES HONESTLY" with the bubble leading down to the snake's head, which is part of an ouroboros that surrounds the entire comic with its circular body.

drew this as fast as i possibly could. yay okay now you do it too

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pompompuffball

1 year ago

Security Breach/Ruin Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Chica: Christmas lights?

Vanessa: Check.

Monty: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Vanessa: Check.

Moon: Santa suits?

Vanessa: Check.

Gregory: Shovel?

Vanessa: Check.

Cassie: Alibi and bail money?

Vanessa: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Monty: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Eclipse.

Moon: You just said it again.

Eclipse:

Monty: I am not a role model.

Moon: Hopefully Gregory has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Gregory: Oh, shut up and die Moon.

Sun: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

Eclipse: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Moon: I don't want your advice.

Eclipse: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

*meeting Glitchtrap*

Vanessa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Vanny: That sounds like a dare to me.

Vanessa: Oh my god.

Cassie: What’s it like being tall?

Cassie: Is it nice?

Cassie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Roxy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Gregory: It was one time!

Gregory: I will send my army to attack!

Gregory: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Bonnie: We’re getting married, bitches!

Freddy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Freddy: I am going to need you to swear-

Monty: Fuck.

Freddy:

Freddy: ...swear as in promise.

Vanessa: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

Roxy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The FazFam: Awwww-

Roxy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The FazFam: Oh.

Cassie: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Cassie: It is now a danger pin.

Gregory: I CAN'T DO IT!

Cassie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Gregory: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Roxy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Gregory:

Gregory: I appreciate it,

Gregory: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Chica: Gregory-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Freddy: Gregory we gotta-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Gregory: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Gregory, motioning to Vanny: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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pompompuffball

10 months ago