WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.

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So JKR is anti asexual now to

I bet the criminals in Gotham city freak the fuck out when the Batman shows up without Robin.

Because, yeah, you’re going to get the shit kicked out of you either way—but when the kids’ around, Batman’s more… merciful. He’ll knock you out instead of breaking both your arms. He’ll round-house you but not stab you in the gut with a bat-a-rang. There’s less blood and gore, like Batman’s trying to spare the kiddo from the more unsavory aspects of vigilantism.

I bet when the goons see Robin, they breathe a sigh of relief. Cause Batman’s gonna fuck ‘em, but he isn’t going to fucking annihilate them—not in front of his kid.

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

Silvil Commission for @/Schwiesel on twitter! Silver is a fast learner, especially when it comes to impressing his senpai :3

My housemate requested this in honour of 3 dimensional sir crocodile reveal

"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

ollie lost a bet

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Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds