doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂↔️
Do not tell me Zoro hasn’t developed a kink for being in a leg chokehold bc of his sparring with Sanji. Their notion of flirting: threatening to crush your windpipe with a minute flex of a muscle but refraining from doing so. Love wins!!!
I bet the criminals in Gotham city freak the fuck out when the Batman shows up without Robin.
Because, yeah, you’re going to get the shit kicked out of you either way—but when the kids’ around, Batman’s more… merciful. He’ll knock you out instead of breaking both your arms. He’ll round-house you but not stab you in the gut with a bat-a-rang. There’s less blood and gore, like Batman’s trying to spare the kiddo from the more unsavory aspects of vigilantism.
I bet when the goons see Robin, they breathe a sigh of relief. Cause Batman’s gonna fuck ‘em, but he isn’t going to fucking annihilate them—not in front of his kid.
Silvil doodle I meant to post during fairy gala but forgot entirely about :’)