every episode of merlin is like
morgana: the best way to kill arthur is to make him piss rocks. here i have this magic snake where anyone who is bit will piss rocks! he’ll never see it coming
arthur: i am pissing rocks
gaius: merlin is at the tavern
merlin: i have found a special flower that only opens when you recite a spell at it and it can be used to cure rock pissing disease. enjoy this tea i’ve made, arthur!
arthur: i have stopped pissing rocks thanks to the bravery of my knights. the moment they captured this random soldier who brought the snake to camelot, i was drinking my tea and i quit pissing rocks.
morgana: thwarted again! if only emrys didn’t know every detail of arthur’s life that only his servant would know!
The sequel ‘Skull Measuring for beginners’ is scheduled for 2025.
Hab grade das hier in unserem Kühlschrank gefunden und musste lachen.
für alle Seitanisten
Jily and jegulus but make james polyamorous. Like fuck this argument. Why should poor james be forced to choose between his sweet lily and his sweet regulus? Why can't james have both lily and regulus at the same time? Why cant he like them both? Why cant lily and regulus reciprocate james' love for them at the same time? Why cant regulus be a second daddy to baby harry? Why cant james be loved and adored? Explain that to me pls and no idc about canon stuff james has both regulus and lily in my heart and idc if lily and regulus will somehow be incompatible or chaotic with each othet i want jily and jegulus solidarity. Please. Please and thank you for listening to my outrageous gay rampage.
i present to you; my favorite ship dynamic of all time a bisexual and a gay man one with dark curly hair who is sad and hides it and the other with blonde/light brown hair who is just sad quite a lot of the times
Excerpts from Alex and Henry's emails
+ Bonus:
TVARCHIVE LAUNCH EVENT: favorite television arc by member — @delphines ↳ The Twelfth Doctor’s character arc (Doctor Who)
I’m watching atla and this is my first impression
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
Ein paar Memes zum Thema Bodypositivity weil mich diese anti Haltung zur Zeit aufregt
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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