Are You Trying To Start A War

i cant wait to be old for one reason and one reason only: young people adopting me :D

current ko-fi goal is "Taking My Grandma Out For A Nice Dinner As A Thank You For All She Does For Me"

(there's no punchline, I just really like my grandma)

Code Words For "Gay" In Classic Films

He's a real Sunday gentleman, with tea-time manners.

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

but like… are we sure?

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

exactly how are people supposed to end a conversation? i just ended a zoom call by saying “welp. looks like Death is calling on me again. gotta go my dudes. see y’all in hell” and ended the meeting with peace signs and finger guns but something tells me that was The Wrong Way.

this is so cool

The Youngblood Chronicles: The Comic A Saga of War, Betrayal, and Saving Rock & Roll

In 2013 and 2014, American rock band Fall Out Boy released a series of eleven music videos, each corresponding to a track on their fifth studio album, “Save Rock and Roll,” that marked their return from a four-year hiatus. These videos formed into a complete narrative film: The Youngblood Chronicles.

The Youngblood Chronicles: The Comic is a fanmade, free comic adaptation of this narrative. It seeks to explore the world, plot, and characters outlined in the base story. While many character roles, storylines, and concepts will be expanded upon to fill narrative gaps and develop the story’s themes, this comic strives to remain as tonally true to the source material as possible.

Issue #1 just wrapped, with Issue #2 starting up on July 5th and updating every Monday and Friday. If you’re looking for a chance to jump in and catch up, now is the perfect time!

START READING HERE!

Don’t try to create and analyze at the same time. They’re different processes.

John Cage (via writingdotcoffee)

THIS

I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED MY ART STYLE

i am e c s t a t i c

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

obama needs to get back to me quicker. i put in a request to have a guest appearance in my dreams months ago! i even paid extra for a quote! still haven’t gotten it tho.

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.