Phil’s Editing Appreciation Post

that moment when you’re all three

Three kinds of gay people

And that's that on that.

i thought it was just me

the feminine urge to create a new playlist for every fictional couple i read about

genderqueer problems #2

getting so used to misgendering yourself around people you aren’t out to that you start to do it with people are out to 

one time i was very late for class and the printer i was using broke down RIGHT AS I TRIED TO PRINT SOMETHINg. and a fellow student came over (obviously seeing my distress) and said “sup? having trouble? here…” and fucking took off his shoe and HIT THE PRINTER WITH IT. “excuse me what is that supposed to do,” i asked. and he was like “this piece of shit is out to get you. you just have to show it whose boss“ and then he LEFT and i never saw him again but i’ll always remember the boy who smacked a printer with his shoe to make it work for me

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

me *talking to literally anyone*: it’s not that i hate you, it’s just that i hate everyone and you happen to fall into that group

i will be doing this to everyone i see in public until i hear “i stole them from the president” as a response

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as a gay, i do it daily by simply existing :)