Crazy That All Those 13 Year Old Girls Clocked Dan And Phil So Hard. Like Mustve Been Intensely Fucked

one time i was very late for class and the printer i was using broke down RIGHT AS I TRIED TO PRINT SOMETHINg. and a fellow student came over (obviously seeing my distress) and said “sup? having trouble? here…” and fucking took off his shoe and HIT THE PRINTER WITH IT. “excuse me what is that supposed to do,” i asked. and he was like “this piece of shit is out to get you. you just have to show it whose boss“ and then he LEFT and i never saw him again but i’ll always remember the boy who smacked a printer with his shoe to make it work for me

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

i only interact with like 10 blogs here then leave and watch from the sidelines

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

READ THE EPI PEN INSTRUCTIONS TOO!

-Don't cover the back end (blue) of the Epi Pen with your thumb.

-Make sure the Epi Pen clicks when you inject it in the thigh AND hold it down for several seconds.

obama needs to get back to me quicker. i put in a request to have a guest appearance in my dreams months ago! i even paid extra for a quote! still haven’t gotten it tho.

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

oh thank god

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

wonderful summary of my entire personality

My aesthetic: making blueberry muffins while listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance

yeah poor dan

man phil’s guardian angel must be working overtime and with no vacation days… lets spare him some thoughts y’all

Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary

If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me

Code Words For "Gay" In Classic Films

He's a real Sunday gentleman, with tea-time manners.

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing