Ok, So I Was Reading This News Story:

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

This is the unsolvable mystery. One does not win, they keep going, doing more and more flips until it creates an infinite loop, a new energy source emerges. It's like the cat with a buttered toast spinning for eternity. No one can stop them now.

nightwing and daredevil are in a competition to see who can do the most useless gymnastics routine during a serious fight who would win

This one aged like a fine wine

megumi alive megumi comeback megumi safe itafushi reunion megumi fights back

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

Edit because I think this is being misinterpreted: The aroace tag is not colored, it's a petition for Tumblr to color it (sorry for the confusion)

my mom finally bought a toaster