I Make Myself Laugh

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

Space Australia

So I was looking at a few of these old posts and started to wonder if anyone has done this but with Gen Z

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—- (Gen) Z:I want to die.

Alien:NO! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need help?

Z:mental help? Yes.

Alien:where do we recieve this? What is it?

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—- Z:*watches a ship explode* Same

Alien:What? I don’t understand.

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—- Z:*looks into space* Wow… that’s as black and dull as my soul right now.

Alien:The soles of your shoes are white???

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——Z:*sees alien* DON’T LAY YOUR EGGS IN ME?

alien:Why would—???

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—-Z:Wow. This looks like that one planet from Star Wars.

Alien:You guys had a space war? When?

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——Z:*sees a dead body* me on the inside

Alien:Yes, you do have a skeleton. Why are you pointing that out?

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——Alien:The vault is empty!

Z:YEET! *throws a wrench*

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—-Human:*having a mental breakdown*

Alien:What… What is this? I thought humans could function on a daily basis.

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—-Gen Z:Some*breaks down door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3