Jasons Dressed In A Shitty Made Shrek Suit

Batman and Robin are both out of crime scene with Robin just sitting there scribbling with some crayons and everyone’s just thinking that he’s just doodling until he turns to Batman and says “I think this is how they got him Bats, given all the evidence. They probably use the narcotic shot and then chased him down into the street to make the crash look like an accident, given the fact that we know he never drank anything that night.” You’re gonna cut to Batman as he nods and add some information that Robin missed. 

i get that everyone’s like “oooo dick was so teensy when he was robin lol, that must’ve been so weird hahahaha”

but have you SEEEN an eight year old? imagine a full on 3 ft 11 child in a felt costume running around. like not “oh he’s eight” but then robin is built like a full ass teenager. no, none of that. imagine an EIGHT YEAR OLD standing above a crime scene, with chubby cheeks and all going-

“holy homicide batman! looks like whoever did the devilish dead really had it out for this guy!”

THIS NEEDS TO BE A BIGGER PROBLEM.

and it’s the most gruesome, horrific, bloody crime scene ever. and there’s just:

“don’t worry officers! robin on the case! 🤓👦”

Fall as we laugh at your misfortune

He’s getting all the enjoyment of a 3D universe

Yes

I want a revolution from this society that in the current moment has basic kindness as news

shit’s bad!!!!! here are some not terrible headlines to take the edge off a little bit

The beast hungers, but I’m fine with my cheese fries.

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

In brightest day in darkest night, no evil shell escape my sight. For those who worship evil might beware the power, of a green lantern in the fistfight

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

This is really interesting to think about.

I really like what this physicist, Lamar Glover, has to say in Behind the Curve. 

+ this part from Spiros Michalakis:

Eddie, let’s go homophob hunting”

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

Logs

i've always combined the two main interpretations of kobolds as lizards and dogs into one in my head

lizard dog.. log.. or dizard