preparedfruit

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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

YOU hate JK Rowling!

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

:O

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

cried a lot y'all

every time they showed the printer shops and theo didn’t open the door I died a bit inside

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

which is definitely not an omen

if i was a cat would u pspsps me

Tbh I never really thought Cole Sprouse was that attractive and I didn’t get all the thirst over him.

Turns out, he just needed to be grimed up a bit.

God to be a goth girl in 1989 with her undead lover

sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

Jonathan Glazer’s speech was brave and heartfelt, and at the biggest moment of his career. Thank you to him and to all of our Jewish brothers, sisters and siblings who are putting their careers and relationships on the line for the truth. Your voice is so important.

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

I get why people like Desperate Housewives so much now. The levels of cunt in this show are off the charts. The slayometer is broken from too much serving

adam's mum singing this part to him has me sobbing in childhood emotional neglect thanks for coming to my ted talk